Weird funky brains tangled up in the sound all around us

I have come to accept that nothing is as it seems except for those things that appear incomprehensible, which is to say all people, each of us, you, me, your mother, your father, and the real person inside the true person inside the secret you.

One of the craggy inscrutables was always Dave, with his wry grin and potato-chip-thin build and weird way of talking and weirder way of spelling and writing, weird because he was Plan II and had read books and had written sentences, in theory at least, to get through his rigorous liberal arts college degree, but maybe he’d forgotten all of that? Maybe he’d had the whole four years ghostwritten? Maybe he was beyond grammar and syntax and spelling and normal speech because you know, he raced bikes for Labor Power and when you raced bikes in the long cruel shadow of MKA, the self-invented caricature of a cartoon, the loneliest one always surrounded by people, maybe you have to forfeit the common currency of language as we know it and speak only in tongues, mystic ones understood by a nation of two, or even fewer.

And then!

That tumbling moment of car and bike and crush of bone on steel and hospital and blood and bills and the poor Mexican in the next room who was hurt in some horrific industrial accident and who they slapped Band-Aids on and hustled out asap because NO INSURANCE AMIGO while they plugged and prodded and poked and rode the rich bitch of Dave’s comprehensive health insurance policy until he was sewed and screwed and glued back together as good as new except, you know what?

He wasn’t.

Humpty was put back together again but they left out the bicycle, the screaming madness down a wild and woolly hill surrounded on all sides by other idiots who thought the glory of a city limit sprint or the cheapass trinket for winning a forgettable race in some shithole in the desert made it worth risking this, the only time that Dog has granted us, privileged us, us in all of the universe and in all of infinity and the space-time continuum, and you’re gonna squander even a second of it on a fuggin bicycle race?

No, that part got dropped in the gut bucket when they put Dave back together, so he had the memory and the love and the camaraderie and the sensations of having been buried deep in the bike delusion but he got sprung from the ICU free, free of the baggage, nothing left to show, nothing left to prove, hand up a bottle, help the boys get ready before the race but my time in the rack is done, son, it’s all you.

And he changed his name and I didn’t understand it until today, Dos Gatos.

He teamed up with a traveling pharmaceutical drug rep guitar player who he’d known in high school and drunk Pearl beer with in a rusted out Pinto, a dude I’ve never met but whose German name I can sure as hell pronounce and who I can tell you has a wife who I’ve also never met but is smoking hot and she’s gotten a million inviting looks from strangers if she’s gotten one and I’ve never even seen her, all I’ve ever seen is his mother-in-law, a hard drinking, chain smoking Midwestern woman who’s tough as a boot and tougher, who laughs and who loves from the bottom of her heart and so her daughter must, too, did I mention that the mother-in-law and I once got drunk together in a bar in Germany because that’s exactly how small the world is and it explains, nearly enough, how I learned that Dave the tough and gritty former bike racer made music with the drug hawker and who would have thought that under all that gritty bike racer and bad grammar there lay a musician?

Who would have thought that the people you know are such profound strangers?

Of course it was thanks to Facebag that I clicked on a link of photos of Dos Gatos, and boys, your Hollywood photo shoot was nice and all but when the link took me to the two music clips of your band and I hit “play” and heard sounds soulful and easy, good with who you are, okay with the broken pieces that got left out of the rebuild and the half-fixed ones that got put back in, feeling and warmth and a little frilly undergarment of pain and loss and hope for what wasn’t, what isn’t, what can’t be, but that maybe, after all, with a little bit of luck, just might be anyway, you know what I heard?

I heard the highway pouring beneath narrow wheels and the wind in my hair.

Give it a listen. I hope you’ll hear it, too.

Dos Gatos music on Reverbnation,

15 thoughts on “Weird funky brains tangled up in the sound all around us”

  1. Who would have thought that the people you know are such profound strangers?

    Best line of the month. Thanks Seth, you touched a raw nerve, but a worthy one at that.

    1. I have spent hours and hours with these people, and we talk bikes a lot. On some levels I know that my politics and the politics of many of my riding friends do not jive, so I tend to keep to myself when they get into it, and in a way, I would prefer if we did just stick to bikes, racing, and maybe throw in the family talk here and there. Let’s ride and let’s plan to ride and let’s plan to ride a ride like rides we have planned in the past, because that is where our friendship lies.

      In any case the most shocking answer I got to the “What do you do?” question from one of my friends, whilst we were commuting to a race was “I fly 777s for Delta and also fly an Air Refueling tanker for the Air National Guard”. Who knew?

      1. Not I. And it’s funny how many years you can ride next to someone and never even ask that question.

  2. I’ve heard their music. Really nice sound to it…who knew you knew. What a small world indeed.

  3. Awesome writing Seth. Brilliant sounds from your cycling friend too. It is truly wierd how we can spend so much time with our mates and know so little about them.

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: