Not the cutest escort I’ve ever had, but it’ll do
February 13, 2016 § 25 Comments
There are a lot of people who refuse to ride the Tuesday/Thursday NPR here in LA because it’s dangerous. I can’t say whether they’re right or not, but there have been some pretty gnarly falls, most recently when a cager rear-ended a rider who was changing lanes.
Even when it was the Old Pier Ride, or OPR, it had a fair number of falls. I remember one in which some UCLA wanker took out about thirty-eleven riders.
The worst trait of the NPR, though, has been the habit of a handful or riders to run the red lights on Westchester Parkway. Although that had nothing to do with the recent car-bike collision, the tendency of one or two riders to bust through the lights meant that sooner or later someone was going to get hit by car-on-green-pegging-bike-on-red.
Although I was never the worst offender, for years I treated the signals as suggestions rather than imperatives. If there were no cars I kept smashing, especially in a breakaway where there were only two or three other riders anyway.
To her credit, Suzanne Sonye never tired of calling out the red-light runners, even when it got her a lot of unpleasant blowback. Eventually I had to concede that she was right, and began stopping at all the red lights. The most notorious red-light runner no longer rides, and so these days the NPR follows two basic rules.
- Stop at the red lights.
- Wait for traffic to clear before making the u-turn to do the next half-lap.
It’s a much better ride as a result. We have Suze to thank for it and now the really good riders who show up stop at all the lights, so the rest of us hackers have no excuse not to do so as well. It’s an example of how a group with major scofflaw elements can be tamed.
Then one Monday a couple of weeks ago an LAX cop showed up at Helen’s Cycles in Manhattan Beach. The cop spoke with the manager, long-time NPR rider Daniel Bonfim, and asked a bunch of questions about the group.
The next day, when the group left the alley and got on Vista del Mar, they were surprised to see this.
Incredibly, the cop had shown up to escort the group, and along with his flashers he had tacked a giant 3-Feet-Please sign on the rear and right side of the patrol car. The effect on the morning traffic was amazing. Rather than having angry and impatient commuters buzzing the group within inches, people gave a wide berth and passed slowly. And (surprise) no one even thought about running a red light.
The cop has shown up each Tuesday and Thursday, and may be well on his way to becoming a permanent assignment. Of course, his presence hasn’t been without issue. This past Tuesday he stopped while approaching an intersection to give us safe passage, but there was a parked truck on the right that created a narrow bottleneck. Much yelling and brake-grabbing ensued, as you’d expect from a gang of wankers, but no one went down or even got bumped.
There are a couple of other things, such as having the cop car go ahead of us and clear the turnaround rather than hanging at the back when we turn. It’s only a matter of communication, though. The cop is friendly, rumor has it that he’s a tri-dork, and he is following the attacks and accelerations with the interest of a spectator as well as an official, i.e. he appears to know what’s going on.
Of course some people don’t like the po-po no matter what they’re up to. I’m not one of them. Hats off to the LAX police, to Helen’s Cycles for coordinating with them, and thanks for giving us protection rather than giving us tickets.
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Cool. LA surely is a strange and wondrous place.
Yup.
Red lights are no longer a suggestion for me when two really nice policemen in Laguna Beach issued me a red light ticket that resulted
in a $490 bond (December 2015).
Ouchies.
Never did the NPR but the best bike event I ever did was the Tehachapi Gran Fondo. They had Deputy Sheriffs at every controlled intersection to waive cyclists through. Awesome
Technically, if all the intersections aren’t controlled for the event, it’s not a GF, since that’s the way it’s done in Italy where the GF was invented.
Technically, it’s not a GF if the winner isn’t DQ’d for EPO.
Amazing. I need to figure out a way to move back to South Bay.
https://www.uhaul.com/
Acopolypse
Pretty much.
Nicely done Sethi
Sherri Foxworthy ……__o ……..\
I was a passive observer, red-light stopper-at. That is all.
Stopping for a light already red is easy. But it gets tricky when the light turns red when only the front part of the pack is through. What happens then?
Stopping for red is hard.
I wonder when moto-pacing the cruiser will start becoming part of the fun?
Last Thursday.
And the cynic in you still has to find issues with this of course. Hope he gets some love & appreciation during/after the rides from you and your fellow wankers…
I didn’t find any issues at all. They were brought to my attention by others. Whether or not I’m a cynic is a separate issue.
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Hopefully once the cagers are trained the escort will no longer be necessary. One can hope.
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Great article Seth, thank you for writing about the NPR escort.
Welcome!