Beat the rap
February 23, 2018 § 6 Comments
Have you been accused (unfairly!) of cheating? Learn from Chris Froome how to prove you’re innocent!
- Deny doing anything wrong. “I haven’t done anything wrong!”
- Promise to investigate. “We will get to the bottom of this!”
- Express shock. “I have no idea how this happened!”
- Delegate to your flak. “We will show through laboratory testing that Chris’s kidneys weren’t working properly that day he won the queen stage and the overall of a grand tour.”
- Show empathy. “I understand how this is upsetting to people.”
- Appreciate support. “I am so thankful that the other racers have been supportive.”
- Spend money. “I’ve hired Killum, Lyan & Cheate to represent me in this matter.”
- Talk about due process. “We must respect the system and the process.”
- Focus on training. “I’ve done 5,000 km last month and feel great.”
- Repeat 1-9 endlessly.
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