We weren’t technically on the bike ride, but rather sitting at the coffee shop afterwards. Close enough.
It was somewhere between jokes about Starbucks’ supposedly superior pour-over coffee and ruminations on wedding rings that Fred Mackey let loose with the manliest sentence I’ve ever heard anywhere, and in less than twenty-five words at that.
One point assigned for each manlyism.
“My dad (1), who used to play hockey (2) as a goalie (3), once broke his wedding ring (4) when he caught a puck (5) with his hand (6).”
Top that. True stories only, please.
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