Boyz badly beaten
December 29, 2018 § 5 Comments
Today CitSB sat down with Lauren Mulwitz after her amazing NPR #fakerace #fakewin on Thursday in order to get her take on this hard-fought battle.
CitSB: So, you’re now the second woman to ever win the NPR. How does it feel? Best feeling in the world?
LM: Second best.
CitSB: Right. How did it unfold?
LM: There were a bunch of riders and I beat them.
CitSB: Yes, got it. What happened exactly?
LM: Everyone pedaled hard and went crazy fast.
LM: But I went just a little faster.
CitSB: Um, okay. What about the strategy? How did you pull it off?
LM: I pedaled as hard as I could.
CitSB: Is it true that Charon was in the field?
LM: I think so. They were behind me so I don’t really know.
CitSB: Ouch! And Evens? Did you beat Evens, too?
LM: I don’t know. Was he back there?
CitSB: Ouuuuuuch! Ouch!
LM: Look, it was NPR. I don’t know who all was there.
CitSB: Oh, that is painful, just painful. So how did it unfold?
LM: Cressey and some really strong dude bridged on the golf course bump and the pack didn’t chase. They let me have it.
CitSB: Riiiiiiight. Kind of like a late Christmas gift?
LM: Yes, I guess so.
CitSB: Because everyone on NPR is so nice and friendly and loves to see women win?
LM: Well …
CitSB: Nice job out there.
CitSB: But don’t go beat all the guys again, okay? Please?