Lies my airline told me

The only people who lie aren’t just defense counsel. Flying up north today and some good ol’ fashioned lies from the friendly skies …

  1. We’re glad to have you aboard.
  2. We hope you enjoy your flight.
  3. You can just sit back and enjoy your flight.
  4. It has been a pleasure having you on board.
  5. We know you have a choice.
  6. We hope you enjoy your complimentary snack.
  7. The flight attendants will be happy to assist you.
  8. We hope you will be flying with us again soon.
  9. We’ll be taking off soon.
  10. We’ll be on our way shortly/soon/in just a few minutes.
  11. We should be pushing back in a few moments.
  12. We are working to get you there with the precision of a fine watch.
  13. We hope you are comfortable.



3 thoughts on “Lies my airline told me”

  1. A plaintiffs’ attorney once told me that he knew how another plaintiffs’ lawyer is lying — “his lips move.” He wasn’t talking about, as I recall..:

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