Biker health

McCross

I’ve become a McDonald’s coffee convert. You can get a small coffee with a shot of espresso for $1.63. That’s twenty-two cents cheaper than Sckubrats. McCoffee tastes better. It’s served hotter, …

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My hikkuri-goshi

“Yowwwww!” I screeched. “Why you gonna wake me up with a yammering onna leg cramp?” It was 1:30 AM, and Mrs. Wankmeister was not amused. “Yowwww-owwww, owwwwww!” I caterwauled, doing …

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Brain pace

I finished work in Santa Barbara today around 3:30 and figured that this would put me back in LA at just the wrong time, so rather than rush back to …

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Any questions?

Below are the interim results of my de-ostrichization program, which was specifically begun to remove the plumpy cummerbund of adipose straddling my waist. The first picture is from the time …

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Let’s get tinyful

Junkyard and I were pedaling back from the NPR this morning, comparing manorexic dieting notes. “Down three in three weeks,” he said. “That’s awesome.” “Slow and steady.” “That’s what works.” …

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