Chick wins #fakerace, wankers groan
I still remember three-ish years ago when Kristie said, “I want to win NPR.” “Never gonna happen.” “Why’s that?” “Look around. See all these wankers? 98% of them have never …
New Pier Ride
High school reunion
I went out and did the NPR today, but not before posting the Wanky NPR call sign on Facebagland, “Switching to Glide.” It was kind of like the old days, …
Asian Methodists
My wife did her first NPR on Tuesday and it didn’t go so hot. She tipped over on the hill waiting for the light at the Chevron and skinned her …
The art of mercy
We had gathered at the Center of the Known Universe for a 160-mile ride to Ventura and back. It was 5:30 AM and none of us wanted to be there. …
Ebb and flow
Rides come and go, they ebb and flow. The last two times I’ve done NPR I could only think, “Man, times have changed.” NPR used to have 60+ riders even …
“I think.”
It’s been a while since I’ve done NPR. This morning I got there and was met by Denis. “Dude!” he said. “I attacked early last week and put a 2-minute …
#fakenews
I haven’t done the New Pier Ride in a long time. I used to do it once or twice a week but as PoohBearATX remarked, “I only do the NPR …
Low fidelity Podcast #1: NPR!
Click the bar above and listen to the podcast. You can click the link in this sentence and see video of the September 19, 2017 NPR crash. Podcast recorded from the …
The thrill is not gone
One of the things about getting old is that the thrill goes away. What thrill? Every thrill. You see it in your relatives, for example, who go batshit crazy about …
Methods of misery: Last man lag
Suddenly you wake up one day and bam! you’re the oldest guy out there. It’s a weird feeling. Your youth is so far behind you that you don’t even need …