Wankology
It is kind of complicated every time I meet an English person. They sound funny right away and I always try to guess where they’re from and I’m always wrong. …
It is kind of complicated every time I meet an English person. They sound funny right away and I always try to guess where they’re from and I’m always wrong. …
On Saturday night we celebrated the 2nd Annual South Bay Cycling Awards. It’s not often that you get to spend an evening with your best friends, surrounded by mediocre food, …
Most amazing and incredible cycling award ceremony ever Read More »
As we waited to board I looked at the 300-lb. hippo sucking on a 32-oz. Coke and stuffing the extra large fries and Big Mac down his throat and I …
I know a guy who broke his neck the second or third time he’d ever done a time trial. There he was, whizzing along, legs flooded with poison at the …
Dear Wankmeister: My wife hates cycling, and cyclists, and cycles. I get up and train at 4:00 AM so I can be be home at six, before she wakes up. …
Wankmeister cycling clinic #21: bike hating S/O’s Read More »
In a month and a half we’ll begin our third season of the SPY bicycling team. Lots of people wonder what it’s like to be an old creaky fellow with …
I met a kid yesterday at a cafe. “Hey, I know you,” he said. “I read your blog.” “Really? That’s awesome! Thanks!” I replied. “Yeah, it’s really funny. But you …
As Lionel Ritchie said, “I’m lookin’ for a good time, goooooooood tiiyiyime.” Read More »
The phone’s been ringing off the hook, or rather, out of my pants since it’s not actually on a hook. “Hey, Wanky, ol’ pal!” It was Darb Esuoh, a guy …
There is a Strava segment outside my apartment. I made it. Until a few days ago, only three people had ever ridden it, and two of those rides were before …
Lots has happened. Julie Cutts, who rides for La Grange, won two world masters championships this weekend, one in the time trial and the other in the road race. More …